WOMENS VIBRATOR REVIEW

Monday, March 27, 2006

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

Now that was a quick delivery from the girls at www.f-online.com.au. My pink Patchy Paul has already arrived and I thought putting a mole in my ‘love pouch’ was a bit weird – now I have a worm.

The girls were also gems because they sent me some tasty ‘fruit bomb lube’ – Blue Razzberry flavour. The good thing about this lube is that it is bottled beautifully. My mother could even use my bathroom and think it was hair gel. Love it!

So now my plan. Tonight I will have a few wines, chocolate, you know – romance myself, and then invite my new friend to come and play. So tomorrow I will give you the low down on Patchy Paul.

Now for a VIBE TIP….Silicone vibrators are the best for you as they move with your body. And always use a water based lubrication with a silicone toy or OUCH!. Hope that helps.

Thank you again girls

WOMENS VIBRATOR REVIEW

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

Well I know Thursday was going to be the night but I got interrupted by a good friend of mine dropping in for a DVD and chocolate, so my Dinky Digger was rested for the night.

All Friday at work I was thinking about what I was going to do with my little friend that night and when someone looked at me while I was in mid thought - I just blushed. Anyway I better get the review under way because I am ready to move onto the next one.

Dinky Digger – rated an Ooh! (Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.)

I must admit it did play a little on my mind that I had a silicone ‘mole’ playing with me but in a weird way it also added to the excitement.

Now the girls at www.f-online.com.au are keen for me to review some more of their products and have packed and sent me another one of their fun vibrator characters – Patchy Paul. They are sending me the pink one – nice a girly. This one apparently has a little more twirling action to it.

Watch this space for the review and some vibe tips.

Thank you girls

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review


My Dinky Digger has just been delivered and I must admit it’s a bit weird having it handed over to me by a big sweaty delivery man. I kept thinking that ‘he knows what’s inside the package’… and I couldn’t look him in the eye.

Because its during the day and anyone could pop in for a chat, I am not game enough to get it out and ‘battery it up.’ I did get it out of the wrapping – which I must say was wonderful as they package came chocolate wrapped with pink ribbons. The girls at www.f-online.com.au go to a lot of trouble making this ‘first’ for me, a great experience. I already feel quite romantically attached to my new friend Dinky. By the way he is a perfect shade of green.

Now tonight is going to be the night, so now a refreshment on the RATINGS so you know how Dinky goes.

I have decided that I will have the following 5 ratings;

Ouch! – Now this is given to a toy that is hard to use and probably hurts a little. This is the lowest rating and if you see this next to a toy – I wouldn’t go there.

Oh! – Easy to use, but doesn’t quite get you there. You would probably use this once then put it away to revisit at a later date because you have forgotten about the first time.

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.

OOOh! – This toy will definitely live in your bedside table. You could play with this toy on a regular basis and have a great time – every time.

OOOOOh my god! – Makes you want to scream and have another go! How can an orgasm be so good and convulse your body so violently with pleasure. Your partner will be really threatened by this toy. Keep this one under your pillow.

Talk to you tomorrow.

Thank you girls

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

Now my Dinky Digger should be packed and in the hands of Australia Post by now. I am hoping they send me the candy green one – he is so cute.

I have come to the conclusion that all my vibrators will be referred to as ‘he’, so please don’t be offended if you are not into boys. You can call it, ‘it’, ‘her’, ‘him’ or you can just give it a name, like ‘the Fonz’.

Now, I have decided to give these ‘toys’ a rating and I am really excited because the girls at www.f-online.com.au said that they will seriously consider having me as their official ‘toy rater’ in exchange for their product. Got to be happy with that.

I have decided that I will have the following 5 ratings;

Ouch! – Now this is given to a toy that is hard to use and probably hurts a little. This is the lowest rating and if you see this next to a toy – I wouldn’t go there.

Oh! – Easy to use, but doesn’t quite get you there. You would probably use this once then put it away to revisit at a later date because you have forgotten about the first time.

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.

OOOh! – This toy will definitely live in your bedside table. You could play with this toy on a regular basis and have a great time – every time.

OOOOOh my god! – Makes you want to scream and have another go! How can an orgasm be so good and convulse your body so violently with pleasure. Your partner will be really threatened by this toy. Keep this one under your pillow.

I will also give you some tips on how to use the toys and what to use with them with.

Thank you girls