Tuesday, May 23, 2006

IN LOVE WITH A GLOVE....

Well I have a very nice night last night. I know it sounds weird but image this... a naked woman lying in bed with a black glove on. I know!

Anyway I started with foreplay and that is massaging my neck and shoulders with my new vibrating glove , which of course in no time ended up wandering down to my breasts. Gosh it made me giggle. Glad I live in a brick unit and no one can hear me.

So I will get to the point and tell you how it felt when a began to slowly play with myself. Well you can't exactly go slowly with the glove!

The vibrations are so intense - buzzy little bees - that you need no rubbing action. You just have to place one, two, three, four or five (depending what you want) onto your clit and the buzzing fingertips do all the work. It's actually a really good toy for lazy masturbators. However I guess if you are a clean freak you have to wash it afterwards, so there is still some work in it.

So for the girls at f. - my verdict is.......

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions. IN PARTICULAR THIS WOULD BE GREAT WITH A LOVER!

Until next time.
Jess

Monday, May 22, 2006

THE BLACK VIBRATING GLOVE

You won't believe what I received in my latest f.online package! A black waterproof vibrating glove and I have been looking at if for about an hour now and wondering what the hell I am going to do with it. Its called a Fukuoku glove, which I presume is named after some Japanese guy, and I have read the instructions and it all seem a bit innocent. But surely not. It can't.

Anyway I have checked out the girls website to get some more information and it seems that it can be used in all places- including your clitorus. The finger tips of the glove vibrate and if you bring it up to your ears it sounds like a million bees buzzing. Its also waterproof so you can take it in the shower.

For a cyber demonstration I am going to put it on and rub it through my hair.... wait a minute...

Holy shit.... I just got tingles right down my spine. That was amazing. I am so going to bed now and see how it goes over the rest of my body.

Talk tomorrow (buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
Jess

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

LOVE A PINK VIBRATOR....

For some reason my new pink vibrator is girly and innocent compared to a big black veined penis shaped one. I am feeling quite liberated at the moment as I have been toy shopping without embarrassment or feeling like a dirty thing.

The girls at f.online have sent me my new friend - Patchy Paul & Paulina. It has taken a while to arrive because apparently this particular vibrator is a HOT ITEM! This particular vibrator design is a Rabbit..... which I was a little confused about at first because I thought that the Rabbit was the vibrator in SEX in the CITY! Now educated its actaully the name of the double pronged design.

Anyway my new twist and shaking friend is a HIT in the household. I showed all my girlfriends because it made it into my bedside table and we had the biggest laugh. How can something so cute be so sexual. Easy really!

While Paul twists away, imitating the best man you have ever had, Paulina shakes you to orgasm. So this little friend scores high on the ratings list. The only negative is that the vibrator is so cute you tend to giggle throughout the experience and with the lack of concentration you take a while to climax. Anyway my rating for this lovey toy is....

OOOh! - This toy will definatley live in your bedside table. You could play with this toy on a regular basis and have a great time - every time.

I am emailing the girlies again for my next toy.