SEX IN THE BURBS
The funniest thing happened to me last night. I was on the balcony of a friends house with the porch light off and the poor guy next door - as you could imagine - could not see us but I could see him.
As I was watching him clean his room up with just a towel wrapped around him, I was having a little fantasy but that quickly changed when i watched him pick up a magazine and lay it open on his bed. I was wondering what the hell was happening until it was pretty obvious.
He knelt down, image me on the balcony - we are practically facing each other, and he put his swollen friend in his hand. I have never seen someone achieve what he did. He must have a record in porn speed reading. Flicking the pages very quickly in time with his strokes - it didn't take long and he was cleaning up again.
All i can say is that I can not look this guy in the eye as he doesn't know what i know.
Anyway, even though slightly traumatised i went back to my bedroom and took the tips of my new masturbation guide. So you could say I tried a bit of speed reading as well.
Love Jess
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
SINGLE AND LOVING IT!
Well I haven't been online doing my blog thing for a while because I (thought) I was in love heaven. WRONG! You know what, there is something to say about holding back and not giving too much up front. I have decided that the next man i meet that i really like is going to have to wait at least a month before he gets into my pants. This will be hard but i figure i have many toys to keep me from flooding the room everytime i see him.
My latest and greatest toy at the moment is the OhMiBod - Can you believe you attach this vibrator to your ipod or mp3 player and you literally feel the music. Check it out. You can buy a pinky sleeve with it and they do say use a condom with but hey - you don't really have to.
I even heard that you can use the pinky sleeve as a sleeve over your man. Interesting but out of my reach at the moment. I am just 'feeling the music'.
Jess
Well I haven't been online doing my blog thing for a while because I (thought) I was in love heaven. WRONG! You know what, there is something to say about holding back and not giving too much up front. I have decided that the next man i meet that i really like is going to have to wait at least a month before he gets into my pants. This will be hard but i figure i have many toys to keep me from flooding the room everytime i see him.
My latest and greatest toy at the moment is the OhMiBod - Can you believe you attach this vibrator to your ipod or mp3 player and you literally feel the music. Check it out. You can buy a pinky sleeve with it and they do say use a condom with but hey - you don't really have to.
I even heard that you can use the pinky sleeve as a sleeve over your man. Interesting but out of my reach at the moment. I am just 'feeling the music'.
Jess
Sunday, November 05, 2006
F. IS FOR FANTASY AND FUN
I have decided to keep my little toy around for a while. That toy is the boy! I figure he is using me and I am using him - which is about the only thing we have in common. I know its not nice and sometimes I think 'I am being a slut' and the little voice inside my head goes 'of course you're a slut'. Anyway fuck the voices I say.
So my boy toy no longer is going to be referred by a name as he doesn't deserve it. For the first time in my life I am having sex for me and not for him. There is no emotion and its great. I figure this a great arrangment to try new things.
The latest from the girls (now my friends) at f.online is a facinating new toy called THE CONE. They (f.) are one of the very few places where you can buy it and its both facinating and amazing at the same time. It's a must have toy and no-one would know what it is used for if they saw it sitting on the loungeroom floor.
Until next time
Jess
I have decided to keep my little toy around for a while. That toy is the boy! I figure he is using me and I am using him - which is about the only thing we have in common. I know its not nice and sometimes I think 'I am being a slut' and the little voice inside my head goes 'of course you're a slut'. Anyway fuck the voices I say.
So my boy toy no longer is going to be referred by a name as he doesn't deserve it. For the first time in my life I am having sex for me and not for him. There is no emotion and its great. I figure this a great arrangment to try new things.
The latest from the girls (now my friends) at f.online is a facinating new toy called THE CONE. They (f.) are one of the very few places where you can buy it and its both facinating and amazing at the same time. It's a must have toy and no-one would know what it is used for if they saw it sitting on the loungeroom floor.
Until next time
Jess
Thursday, October 26, 2006
P IS FOR PRICK
Ok, it seems that when a girl puts out the guy isn't interested in marrying her, however if you are a good root (like myself) they keep coming back for more. This cycle of great sex and rejection continues and spirals until the girl puts a stop to it. This is of course what I can see is going to happen with me and Peter.
Since our meeting we have had sex every night. We tend to send hot text messages throughout the day and meet up and have a frenzied session. I actullay don't think we have held a conversation yet.
Anyway, I of course, being a woman and falling for him and I know he is just in love with my pussy and my love toys. He got brave last night and whipped out, literally, my spanking paddle.
I love a little bit of spanking but he got a little carried away - OUCH! Nothing like some love heart bruises all over your butsky.
Jess
Ok, it seems that when a girl puts out the guy isn't interested in marrying her, however if you are a good root (like myself) they keep coming back for more. This cycle of great sex and rejection continues and spirals until the girl puts a stop to it. This is of course what I can see is going to happen with me and Peter.
Since our meeting we have had sex every night. We tend to send hot text messages throughout the day and meet up and have a frenzied session. I actullay don't think we have held a conversation yet.
Anyway, I of course, being a woman and falling for him and I know he is just in love with my pussy and my love toys. He got brave last night and whipped out, literally, my spanking paddle.
I love a little bit of spanking but he got a little carried away - OUCH! Nothing like some love heart bruises all over your butsky.
Jess
Sunday, October 15, 2006
NEW TOY FOR THE WEEKEND
Met this guy the other night, who of course I slept with, but in the nicest possible way. Only for blogging sake, we will call him James (is that ok peter). Anyway I think I opened his eyes up to the world of girls toys when after quite a few bevvies and hot sex on the agenda, I said for him to lean over and look in my toy box - under the bed.
You should have seen the look on his face after he laid my toy box (shoe box decorated by me) onto my bed and opened it up to reveal the contents - MY LOVELY GIRLY TOYS!
I think he died and went to heaven especially when I said for him to take his pick. I was sure he was going to go for my vibe but was surprised when he went for my newest edition from the girls at f. (www.f-online.com.au) my pink vibrating love ring - The Banger.
This is one of the best little toys around for two. The love ring, previously known as the cock ring, sits snugly on him while a vibrating bullet is pressed against the girls clit - fantastic.
Anyway - waiting for his call but no doubt he won't call becuase he has already got what he wanted - a piece of me.
Until tomorrow
Jess
Met this guy the other night, who of course I slept with, but in the nicest possible way. Only for blogging sake, we will call him James (is that ok peter). Anyway I think I opened his eyes up to the world of girls toys when after quite a few bevvies and hot sex on the agenda, I said for him to lean over and look in my toy box - under the bed.
You should have seen the look on his face after he laid my toy box (shoe box decorated by me) onto my bed and opened it up to reveal the contents - MY LOVELY GIRLY TOYS!
I think he died and went to heaven especially when I said for him to take his pick. I was sure he was going to go for my vibe but was surprised when he went for my newest edition from the girls at f. (www.f-online.com.au) my pink vibrating love ring - The Banger.
This is one of the best little toys around for two. The love ring, previously known as the cock ring, sits snugly on him while a vibrating bullet is pressed against the girls clit - fantastic.
Anyway - waiting for his call but no doubt he won't call becuase he has already got what he wanted - a piece of me.
Until tomorrow
Jess
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
AWAY FOR A DESIGNER VAGINA
I have been missing in action for quite a while now and I definately have a good excuse - body makeover. Since my self discovery, I have decided that I am not too fond of certain parts of my body - hence I have had a designer vagina.
You may ask 'designer vagina' - well let me explain. When I hit puberty there was more growing down there than just hair. Yes the minora's decided they wanted to come out and play which is quite distressing for a teenager. My mother explained that it was quite normal but since I have become a very aware woman, I must say that 'yes' it is normal but I don't have to like it and I can have it fixed.
So since my GINA makeover, I have been out of action but am proud to say I am back in business. I am still single but enjoying the company of two particular men at the moment. They don't know about each other by the way.
The girls at f. have taken a few orders from me of late as they have just received some fabulous new toys for me to try. Tomorrow I will talk about the Dinky Banger.
Until tomorrow - Have f.un.
Jess
I have been missing in action for quite a while now and I definately have a good excuse - body makeover. Since my self discovery, I have decided that I am not too fond of certain parts of my body - hence I have had a designer vagina.
You may ask 'designer vagina' - well let me explain. When I hit puberty there was more growing down there than just hair. Yes the minora's decided they wanted to come out and play which is quite distressing for a teenager. My mother explained that it was quite normal but since I have become a very aware woman, I must say that 'yes' it is normal but I don't have to like it and I can have it fixed.
So since my GINA makeover, I have been out of action but am proud to say I am back in business. I am still single but enjoying the company of two particular men at the moment. They don't know about each other by the way.
The girls at f. have taken a few orders from me of late as they have just received some fabulous new toys for me to try. Tomorrow I will talk about the Dinky Banger.
Until tomorrow - Have f.un.
Jess
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
IN LOVE WITH A GLOVE....
Well I have a very nice night last night. I know it sounds weird but image this... a naked woman lying in bed with a black glove on. I know!
Anyway I started with foreplay and that is massaging my neck and shoulders with my new vibrating glove , which of course in no time ended up wandering down to my breasts. Gosh it made me giggle. Glad I live in a brick unit and no one can hear me.
So I will get to the point and tell you how it felt when a began to slowly play with myself. Well you can't exactly go slowly with the glove!
The vibrations are so intense - buzzy little bees - that you need no rubbing action. You just have to place one, two, three, four or five (depending what you want) onto your clit and the buzzing fingertips do all the work. It's actually a really good toy for lazy masturbators. However I guess if you are a clean freak you have to wash it afterwards, so there is still some work in it.
So for the girls at f. - my verdict is.......
Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions. IN PARTICULAR THIS WOULD BE GREAT WITH A LOVER!
Until next time.
Jess
Well I have a very nice night last night. I know it sounds weird but image this... a naked woman lying in bed with a black glove on. I know!
Anyway I started with foreplay and that is massaging my neck and shoulders with my new vibrating glove , which of course in no time ended up wandering down to my breasts. Gosh it made me giggle. Glad I live in a brick unit and no one can hear me.
So I will get to the point and tell you how it felt when a began to slowly play with myself. Well you can't exactly go slowly with the glove!
The vibrations are so intense - buzzy little bees - that you need no rubbing action. You just have to place one, two, three, four or five (depending what you want) onto your clit and the buzzing fingertips do all the work. It's actually a really good toy for lazy masturbators. However I guess if you are a clean freak you have to wash it afterwards, so there is still some work in it.
So for the girls at f. - my verdict is.......
Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions. IN PARTICULAR THIS WOULD BE GREAT WITH A LOVER!
Until next time.
Jess
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