Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

Now my Dinky Digger should be packed and in the hands of Australia Post by now. I am hoping they send me the candy green one – he is so cute.

I have come to the conclusion that all my vibrators will be referred to as ‘he’, so please don’t be offended if you are not into boys. You can call it, ‘it’, ‘her’, ‘him’ or you can just give it a name, like ‘the Fonz’.

Now, I have decided to give these ‘toys’ a rating and I am really excited because the girls at www.f-online.com.au said that they will seriously consider having me as their official ‘toy rater’ in exchange for their product. Got to be happy with that.

I have decided that I will have the following 5 ratings;

Ouch! – Now this is given to a toy that is hard to use and probably hurts a little. This is the lowest rating and if you see this next to a toy – I wouldn’t go there.

Oh! – Easy to use, but doesn’t quite get you there. You would probably use this once then put it away to revisit at a later date because you have forgotten about the first time.

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.

OOOh! – This toy will definitely live in your bedside table. You could play with this toy on a regular basis and have a great time – every time.

OOOOOh my god! – Makes you want to scream and have another go! How can an orgasm be so good and convulse your body so violently with pleasure. Your partner will be really threatened by this toy. Keep this one under your pillow.

I will also give you some tips on how to use the toys and what to use with them with.

Thank you girls