Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review


My Dinky Digger has just been delivered and I must admit it’s a bit weird having it handed over to me by a big sweaty delivery man. I kept thinking that ‘he knows what’s inside the package’… and I couldn’t look him in the eye.

Because its during the day and anyone could pop in for a chat, I am not game enough to get it out and ‘battery it up.’ I did get it out of the wrapping – which I must say was wonderful as they package came chocolate wrapped with pink ribbons. The girls at www.f-online.com.au go to a lot of trouble making this ‘first’ for me, a great experience. I already feel quite romantically attached to my new friend Dinky. By the way he is a perfect shade of green.

Now tonight is going to be the night, so now a refreshment on the RATINGS so you know how Dinky goes.

I have decided that I will have the following 5 ratings;

Ouch! – Now this is given to a toy that is hard to use and probably hurts a little. This is the lowest rating and if you see this next to a toy – I wouldn’t go there.

Oh! – Easy to use, but doesn’t quite get you there. You would probably use this once then put it away to revisit at a later date because you have forgotten about the first time.

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.

OOOh! – This toy will definitely live in your bedside table. You could play with this toy on a regular basis and have a great time – every time.

OOOOOh my god! – Makes you want to scream and have another go! How can an orgasm be so good and convulse your body so violently with pleasure. Your partner will be really threatened by this toy. Keep this one under your pillow.

Talk to you tomorrow.

Thank you girls