SEX IN THE BURBS

The funniest thing happened to me last night. I was on the balcony of a friends house with the porch light off and the poor guy next door - as you could imagine - could not see us but I could see him.

As I was watching him clean his room up with just a towel wrapped around him, I was having a little fantasy but that quickly changed when i watched him pick up a magazine and lay it open on his bed. I was wondering what the hell was happening until it was pretty obvious.

He knelt down, image me on the balcony - we are practically facing each other, and he put his swollen friend in his hand. I have never seen someone achieve what he did. He must have a record in porn speed reading. Flicking the pages very quickly in time with his strokes - it didn't take long and he was cleaning up again.

All i can say is that I can not look this guy in the eye as he doesn't know what i know.

Anyway, even though slightly traumatised i went back to my bedroom and took the tips of my new masturbation guide. So you could say I tried a bit of speed reading as well.

Love Jess

SINGLE AND LOVING IT!

Well I haven't been online doing my blog thing for a while because I (thought) I was in love heaven. WRONG! You know what, there is something to say about holding back and not giving too much up front. I have decided that the next man i meet that i really like is going to have to wait at least a month before he gets into my pants. This will be hard but i figure i have many toys to keep me from flooding the room everytime i see him.

My latest and greatest toy at the moment is the OhMiBod - Can you believe you attach this vibrator to your ipod or mp3 player and you literally feel the music. Check it out. You can buy a pinky sleeve with it and they do say use a condom with but hey - you don't really have to.

I even heard that you can use the pinky sleeve as a sleeve over your man. Interesting but out of my reach at the moment. I am just 'feeling the music'.

Jess