SEX IN THE BURBS

The funniest thing happened to me last night. I was on the balcony of a friends house with the porch light off and the poor guy next door - as you could imagine - could not see us but I could see him.

As I was watching him clean his room up with just a towel wrapped around him, I was having a little fantasy but that quickly changed when i watched him pick up a magazine and lay it open on his bed. I was wondering what the hell was happening until it was pretty obvious.

He knelt down, image me on the balcony - we are practically facing each other, and he put his swollen friend in his hand. I have never seen someone achieve what he did. He must have a record in porn speed reading. Flicking the pages very quickly in time with his strokes - it didn't take long and he was cleaning up again.

All i can say is that I can not look this guy in the eye as he doesn't know what i know.

Anyway, even though slightly traumatised i went back to my bedroom and took the tips of my new masturbation guide. So you could say I tried a bit of speed reading as well.

Love Jess