A NEW FRIEND ON ORDER...
I think my little girlfriend - laya - needs a rest, so I asked my the girls at f.online to send me a surprise friend to review. Well within 3 days its here.
I have gone from a vibrating mole to a vibrating worm and now to a double headed worm. This is called the Patchy Paul & Paulina and it twists and shakes. I don't know who is who but this powerful multi functioned vibrator looks scarey as well as fun. I think I will call the long twisting one Paul and the shaking one Paulina. Paul can go IN and Paulina can stay OUTSIDE.
Will have a little play with this one and get back to you.
Monday, April 24, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
I'VE BEEN DUMPED BY FLESH
Can you believe it! The asshole dumped me because I talked too dirty. All I can say is PRUDE.
Didn't like him anyway and he is easily replaceable with my friends (toys).
I have got over the sadness and as you can tell I have moved onto ANGER!
Its all about loving yourself and that's what happened this morning. I woke up and for the first time in a few days I was over HIM. It only took a couple of days! Anyway I thought what a beautiful fresh crisp morning to throw back the sheets and masturbate.
As I was doing 'my thing' I realised I had to give one of my friends a second chance and give her a rating - my layaspot. Quite bizarre how I refer to my vibrators as a him and my clitoral massager as a her. MMMM!
So out she comes, and as I mentioned the other night, I came very quickly and intensely.
Therefore my rating is.... wait for it....
OOOOOh my god! – Makes you want to scream and have another go! How can an orgasm be so good and convulse your body so violently with pleasure. Your partner will be really threatened by this toy. Keep this one under your pillow.
This as you will see my friends it a top rater. The girls at f. will definatley sending these out the door.
Until the next time..... BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Can you believe it! The asshole dumped me because I talked too dirty. All I can say is PRUDE.
Didn't like him anyway and he is easily replaceable with my friends (toys).
I have got over the sadness and as you can tell I have moved onto ANGER!
Its all about loving yourself and that's what happened this morning. I woke up and for the first time in a few days I was over HIM. It only took a couple of days! Anyway I thought what a beautiful fresh crisp morning to throw back the sheets and masturbate.
As I was doing 'my thing' I realised I had to give one of my friends a second chance and give her a rating - my layaspot. Quite bizarre how I refer to my vibrators as a him and my clitoral massager as a her. MMMM!
So out she comes, and as I mentioned the other night, I came very quickly and intensely.
Therefore my rating is.... wait for it....
OOOOOh my god! – Makes you want to scream and have another go! How can an orgasm be so good and convulse your body so violently with pleasure. Your partner will be really threatened by this toy. Keep this one under your pillow.
This as you will see my friends it a top rater. The girls at f. will definatley sending these out the door.
Until the next time..... BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Friday, April 14, 2006
IT ALL CAME TOO QUICKLY
Its been 10 days since I have put fingers to keyboard, the reason being is that my fingers have been very busy working on something or shall I say someone else.
The day I recevied my layaspot from the girls at f. I went out to buy some batteries.... well the most bizarre thing happened. I bumped into one of the girls I worked with a few years ago in TV land and she invited me for an impromptu drink with a group of her friends. Anyway to cut a long story short it was a huge night and I met a guy. Yes a guy!
I didn't want to repeat history so I decided not to sleep with him the first night and keep him curious. I was tempted to flash him the batteries and say 'come back to my place and see what they run'... but I held back. Holding back is a huge step for me!
Anyway I came home about 3am (on my own) and was so 'wet' from bumping and grinding and pashing all night that I had to get my new toy out.
Well all I can say was that it took about 60 seconds and I was OFF! So, to be fair I will have another go without the foreplay and see how it goes.
Because I have been seeing this guy - up to my 4th date already - I am not really needing my little friends at the moment. I am looking forward to my new man being introduced to them and see if he loves them as much as me.
Got a hot date again tonight and I reckon this will be the night the laya comes out. Its not as full on as a vibrator - i don't think anyway.
Until then girls - see you.
Also... check out www.f-online.com.au as they have the best selection of girls toys.
Its been 10 days since I have put fingers to keyboard, the reason being is that my fingers have been very busy working on something or shall I say someone else.
The day I recevied my layaspot from the girls at f. I went out to buy some batteries.... well the most bizarre thing happened. I bumped into one of the girls I worked with a few years ago in TV land and she invited me for an impromptu drink with a group of her friends. Anyway to cut a long story short it was a huge night and I met a guy. Yes a guy!
I didn't want to repeat history so I decided not to sleep with him the first night and keep him curious. I was tempted to flash him the batteries and say 'come back to my place and see what they run'... but I held back. Holding back is a huge step for me!
Anyway I came home about 3am (on my own) and was so 'wet' from bumping and grinding and pashing all night that I had to get my new toy out.
Well all I can say was that it took about 60 seconds and I was OFF! So, to be fair I will have another go without the foreplay and see how it goes.
Because I have been seeing this guy - up to my 4th date already - I am not really needing my little friends at the moment. I am looking forward to my new man being introduced to them and see if he loves them as much as me.
Got a hot date again tonight and I reckon this will be the night the laya comes out. Its not as full on as a vibrator - i don't think anyway.
Until then girls - see you.
Also... check out www.f-online.com.au as they have the best selection of girls toys.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
WOMENS VIBRATOR REVIEW
Thursday 6th April, 2006
Well girls, my package has arrived and I am surprised to see NO VIBRATOR but an interesting little object called a layaspot. It still vibrates but is for external use only. Interesting and quite beautiful at the same time.
I was curious to see why the girls had sent me this, so I emailed them....
Dear f. girls,
Thanks for my package and my surprise 'toy'. Not too sure what it is used for as i can't imagine it going IN too far.
Love Jess
Hi Jess,
Glad you recieved your layaspot. Welcome to this beautiful toy that can be used on your own or with your partner. The laya sits neatly on your clitorus and you are in control of the vibrations. Careful... you don't want to come too soon, so take it easy. Look forward to hearing what you think.
The girls from f.
Anyway, after that email I was keen but it takes AAA batteries so I have to wait until tomorrow. I have had too many wines to drive to the shop.
Until tomorrow girls - Caio
Thursday 6th April, 2006
Well girls, my package has arrived and I am surprised to see NO VIBRATOR but an interesting little object called a layaspot. It still vibrates but is for external use only. Interesting and quite beautiful at the same time.
I was curious to see why the girls had sent me this, so I emailed them....
Dear f. girls,
Thanks for my package and my surprise 'toy'. Not too sure what it is used for as i can't imagine it going IN too far.
Love Jess
Hi Jess,
Glad you recieved your layaspot. Welcome to this beautiful toy that can be used on your own or with your partner. The laya sits neatly on your clitorus and you are in control of the vibrations. Careful... you don't want to come too soon, so take it easy. Look forward to hearing what you think.
The girls from f.
Anyway, after that email I was keen but it takes AAA batteries so I have to wait until tomorrow. I have had too many wines to drive to the shop.
Until tomorrow girls - Caio
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
WOMENS VIBRATOR REVIEW
Wednesday 5th April, 2006
Just a quicky this one. My new surprise toy hasn't arrived from f.online.
I can't expect express post from the girls as they only said yesterday afternoon that they are going to go through their precious products and send me one to review. My bet is that they will send it tomorrow and I will get it Friday, just in time for the weekend.
Vibe Fact - Did you know that it was our reputable Doctor that invented the Vibrator because they were sick of manually masterbating women to orgasm. The belief was that 'hysteria' was cured by the big 'O'.
So does that mean that I am a hysterical woman?
See you girls
Wednesday 5th April, 2006
Just a quicky this one. My new surprise toy hasn't arrived from f.online.
I can't expect express post from the girls as they only said yesterday afternoon that they are going to go through their precious products and send me one to review. My bet is that they will send it tomorrow and I will get it Friday, just in time for the weekend.
Vibe Fact - Did you know that it was our reputable Doctor that invented the Vibrator because they were sick of manually masterbating women to orgasm. The belief was that 'hysteria' was cured by the big 'O'.
So does that mean that I am a hysterical woman?
See you girls
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Tuesday, April 4, 2006
Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review
I am loving the ‘fruit bomb lube’ – it is so yummy. Looking forward to using on a male friend, which will probably make the whole experience a little more bearable.
Well Patchy was used for a completely different purpose this afternoon. Yes I said this afternoon. I was reading a little hot story from f-online, in a section called Romantica. Anyway, it was getting me a very excited so I hopped up from my desk and wandered out of my study into my room and made a quick date with Patchy.
I didn’t even need the lube as I was well on my way from reading chapter 3. Hence to say that it did not take me long at all to orgasm. So my rating today may not be as fair because I had some help with a bit of literary foreplay – so I will take it down a marking.
Drum rolling…… the rating that I give my pink Patchy Paul is ….
Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.
Another LUBE TIP….Don’t use it if you don’t need it. Why make a mess!
I am going to email the girls at www.f-online.com.au to send me my next test drive.
Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review
I am loving the ‘fruit bomb lube’ – it is so yummy. Looking forward to using on a male friend, which will probably make the whole experience a little more bearable.
Well Patchy was used for a completely different purpose this afternoon. Yes I said this afternoon. I was reading a little hot story from f-online, in a section called Romantica. Anyway, it was getting me a very excited so I hopped up from my desk and wandered out of my study into my room and made a quick date with Patchy.
I didn’t even need the lube as I was well on my way from reading chapter 3. Hence to say that it did not take me long at all to orgasm. So my rating today may not be as fair because I had some help with a bit of literary foreplay – so I will take it down a marking.
Drum rolling…… the rating that I give my pink Patchy Paul is ….
Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.
Another LUBE TIP….Don’t use it if you don’t need it. Why make a mess!
I am going to email the girls at www.f-online.com.au to send me my next test drive.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review
I know I was supposed to have fun with my new pink friend Patchy Paul the other night but I have been busy entertaining others rather than myself. Every night I come home with the intention of bringing Patchy out but it never seems to happen.
Anyway the big night happened last night and I decided it would be a good night to use my tasty ‘fruit bomb lube’ – Blue Razzberry flavour because I couldn’t be bothered with any ‘personal’ foreplay.
The funny thing was I didn’t get to second base with Patchy as the pleasure came too soon. I used my new little friend purely as an external vibrator – stimulating my clit. My god it was fantastic! I am not going to give this vibrator a rating until I have used it for its real purpose and I reckon that will be tonight.
Another VIBE TIP….You don’t always have to use your vibe for internal satisfaction. Why not just ‘crank’ it up and press the good vibrations up and close to your clitorus.
Thank you again girls and especially the fun girls at www.f-online.com.au
I know I was supposed to have fun with my new pink friend Patchy Paul the other night but I have been busy entertaining others rather than myself. Every night I come home with the intention of bringing Patchy out but it never seems to happen.
Anyway the big night happened last night and I decided it would be a good night to use my tasty ‘fruit bomb lube’ – Blue Razzberry flavour because I couldn’t be bothered with any ‘personal’ foreplay.
The funny thing was I didn’t get to second base with Patchy as the pleasure came too soon. I used my new little friend purely as an external vibrator – stimulating my clit. My god it was fantastic! I am not going to give this vibrator a rating until I have used it for its real purpose and I reckon that will be tonight.
Another VIBE TIP….You don’t always have to use your vibe for internal satisfaction. Why not just ‘crank’ it up and press the good vibrations up and close to your clitorus.
Thank you again girls and especially the fun girls at www.f-online.com.au
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