Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

I am loving the ‘fruit bomb lube’ – it is so yummy. Looking forward to using on a male friend, which will probably make the whole experience a little more bearable.

Well Patchy was used for a completely different purpose this afternoon. Yes I said this afternoon. I was reading a little hot story from f-online, in a section called Romantica. Anyway, it was getting me a very excited so I hopped up from my desk and wandered out of my study into my room and made a quick date with Patchy.

I didn’t even need the lube as I was well on my way from reading chapter 3. Hence to say that it did not take me long at all to orgasm. So my rating today may not be as fair because I had some help with a bit of literary foreplay – so I will take it down a marking.

Drum rolling…… the rating that I give my pink Patchy Paul is ….

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.

Another LUBE TIP….Don’t use it if you don’t need it. Why make a mess!

I am going to email the girls at www.f-online.com.au to send me my next test drive.