Womens Vibrator Review

2007-03-21T19:19:00.000-07:00

SEX IN THE BURBS

The funniest thing happened to me last night. I was on the balcony of a friends house with the porch light off and the poor guy next door - as you could imagine - could not see us but I could see him.

As I was watching him clean his room up with just a towel wrapped around him, I was having a little fantasy but that quickly changed when i watched him pick up a magazine and lay it open on his bed. I was wondering what the hell was happening until it was pretty obvious.

He knelt down, image me on the balcony - we are practically facing each other, and he put his swollen friend in his hand. I have never seen someone achieve what he did. He must have a record in porn speed reading. Flicking the pages very quickly in time with his strokes - it didn't take long and he was cleaning up again.

All i can say is that I can not look this guy in the eye as he doesn't know what i know.

Anyway, even though slightly traumatised i went back to my bedroom and took the tips of my new masturbation guide. So you could say I tried a bit of speed reading as well.

Love Jess

2007-03-20T18:18:00.000-07:00

SINGLE AND LOVING IT!

Well I haven't been online doing my blog thing for a while because I (thought) I was in love heaven. WRONG! You know what, there is something to say about holding back and not giving too much up front. I have decided that the next man i meet that i really like is going to have to wait at least a month before he gets into my pants. This will be hard but i figure i have many toys to keep me from flooding the room everytime i see him.

My latest and greatest toy at the moment is the OhMiBod - Can you believe you attach this vibrator to your ipod or mp3 player and you literally feel the music. Check it out. You can buy a pinky sleeve with it and they do say use a condom with but hey - you don't really have to.

I even heard that you can use the pinky sleeve as a sleeve over your man. Interesting but out of my reach at the moment. I am just 'feeling the music'.

Jess

2006-11-05T22:36:00.000-08:00

F. IS FOR FANTASY AND FUN

I have decided to keep my little toy around for a while. That toy is the boy! I figure he is using me and I am using him - which is about the only thing we have in common. I know its not nice and sometimes I think 'I am being a slut' and the little voice inside my head goes 'of course you're a slut'. Anyway fuck the voices I say.

So my boy toy no longer is going to be referred by a name as he doesn't deserve it. For the first time in my life I am having sex for me and not for him. There is no emotion and its great. I figure this a great arrangment to try new things.

The latest from the girls (now my friends) at f.online is a facinating new toy called THE CONE. They (f.) are one of the very few places where you can buy it and its both facinating and amazing at the same time. It's a must have toy and no-one would know what it is used for if they saw it sitting on the loungeroom floor.

Until next time
Jess

2006-10-26T16:06:00.000-07:00

P IS FOR PRICK

Ok, it seems that when a girl puts out the guy isn't interested in marrying her, however if you are a good root (like myself) they keep coming back for more. This cycle of great sex and rejection continues and spirals until the girl puts a stop to it. This is of course what I can see is going to happen with me and Peter.

Since our meeting we have had sex every night. We tend to send hot text messages throughout the day and meet up and have a frenzied session. I actullay don't think we have held a conversation yet.

Anyway, I of course, being a woman and falling for him and I know he is just in love with my pussy and my love toys. He got brave last night and whipped out, literally, my spanking paddle.
I love a little bit of spanking but he got a little carried away - OUCH! Nothing like some love heart bruises all over your butsky.

Jess

2006-10-15T16:56:00.000-07:00

NEW TOY FOR THE WEEKEND

Met this guy the other night, who of course I slept with, but in the nicest possible way. Only for blogging sake, we will call him James (is that ok peter). Anyway I think I opened his eyes up to the world of girls toys when after quite a few bevvies and hot sex on the agenda, I said for him to lean over and look in my toy box - under the bed.

You should have seen the look on his face after he laid my toy box (shoe box decorated by me) onto my bed and opened it up to reveal the contents - MY LOVELY GIRLY TOYS!

I think he died and went to heaven especially when I said for him to take his pick. I was sure he was going to go for my vibe but was surprised when he went for my newest edition from the girls at f. (www.f-online.com.au) my pink vibrating love ring - The Banger.

This is one of the best little toys around for two. The love ring, previously known as the cock ring, sits snugly on him while a vibrating bullet is pressed against the girls clit - fantastic.

Anyway - waiting for his call but no doubt he won't call becuase he has already got what he wanted - a piece of me.

Until tomorrow
Jess

2006-10-10T16:20:00.000-07:00

AWAY FOR A DESIGNER VAGINA

I have been missing in action for quite a while now and I definately have a good excuse - body makeover. Since my self discovery, I have decided that I am not too fond of certain parts of my body - hence I have had a designer vagina.

You may ask 'designer vagina' - well let me explain. When I hit puberty there was more growing down there than just hair. Yes the minora's decided they wanted to come out and play which is quite distressing for a teenager. My mother explained that it was quite normal but since I have become a very aware woman, I must say that 'yes' it is normal but I don't have to like it and I can have it fixed.

So since my GINA makeover, I have been out of action but am proud to say I am back in business. I am still single but enjoying the company of two particular men at the moment. They don't know about each other by the way.

The girls at f. have taken a few orders from me of late as they have just received some fabulous new toys for me to try. Tomorrow I will talk about the Dinky Banger.

Until tomorrow - Have f.un.
Jess

2006-05-23T00:21:00.000-07:00

IN LOVE WITH A GLOVE....

Well I have a very nice night last night. I know it sounds weird but image this... a naked woman lying in bed with a black glove on. I know!

Anyway I started with foreplay and that is massaging my neck and shoulders with my new vibrating glove , which of course in no time ended up wandering down to my breasts. Gosh it made me giggle. Glad I live in a brick unit and no one can hear me.

So I will get to the point and tell you how it felt when a began to slowly play with myself. Well you can't exactly go slowly with the glove!

The vibrations are so intense - buzzy little bees - that you need no rubbing action. You just have to place one, two, three, four or five (depending what you want) onto your clit and the buzzing fingertips do all the work. It's actually a really good toy for lazy masturbators. However I guess if you are a clean freak you have to wash it afterwards, so there is still some work in it.

So for the girls at f. - my verdict is.......

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions. IN PARTICULAR THIS WOULD BE GREAT WITH A LOVER!

Until next time.
Jess

2006-05-22T02:30:00.000-07:00

THE BLACK VIBRATING GLOVE

You won't believe what I received in my latest f.online package! A black waterproof vibrating glove and I have been looking at if for about an hour now and wondering what the hell I am going to do with it. Its called a Fukuoku glove, which I presume is named after some Japanese guy, and I have read the instructions and it all seem a bit innocent. But surely not. It can't.

Anyway I have checked out the girls website to get some more information and it seems that it can be used in all places- including your clitorus. The finger tips of the glove vibrate and if you bring it up to your ears it sounds like a million bees buzzing. Its also waterproof so you can take it in the shower.

For a cyber demonstration I am going to put it on and rub it through my hair.... wait a minute...

Holy shit.... I just got tingles right down my spine. That was amazing. I am so going to bed now and see how it goes over the rest of my body.

Talk tomorrow (buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
Jess

2006-05-16T17:33:00.000-07:00

LOVE A PINK VIBRATOR....

For some reason my new pink vibrator is girly and innocent compared to a big black veined penis shaped one. I am feeling quite liberated at the moment as I have been toy shopping without embarrassment or feeling like a dirty thing.

The girls at f.online have sent me my new friend - Patchy Paul & Paulina. It has taken a while to arrive because apparently this particular vibrator is a HOT ITEM! This particular vibrator design is a Rabbit..... which I was a little confused about at first because I thought that the Rabbit was the vibrator in SEX in the CITY! Now educated its actaully the name of the double pronged design.

Anyway my new twist and shaking friend is a HIT in the household. I showed all my girlfriends because it made it into my bedside table and we had the biggest laugh. How can something so cute be so sexual. Easy really!

While Paul twists away, imitating the best man you have ever had, Paulina shakes you to orgasm. So this little friend scores high on the ratings list. The only negative is that the vibrator is so cute you tend to giggle throughout the experience and with the lack of concentration you take a while to climax. Anyway my rating for this lovey toy is....

OOOh! - This toy will definatley live in your bedside table. You could play with this toy on a regular basis and have a great time - every time.

I am emailing the girlies again for my next toy.

2006-04-24T22:28:00.000-07:00

A NEW FRIEND ON ORDER...

I think my little girlfriend - laya - needs a rest, so I asked my the girls at f.online to send me a surprise friend to review. Well within 3 days its here.

I have gone from a vibrating mole to a vibrating worm and now to a double headed worm. This is called the Patchy Paul & Paulina and it twists and shakes. I don't know who is who but this powerful multi functioned vibrator looks scarey as well as fun. I think I will call the long twisting one Paul and the shaking one Paulina. Paul can go IN and Paulina can stay OUTSIDE.

Will have a little play with this one and get back to you.

2006-04-20T00:31:00.000-07:00

I'VE BEEN DUMPED BY FLESH

Can you believe it! The asshole dumped me because I talked too dirty. All I can say is PRUDE.
Didn't like him anyway and he is easily replaceable with my friends (toys).

I have got over the sadness and as you can tell I have moved onto ANGER!

Its all about loving yourself and that's what happened this morning. I woke up and for the first time in a few days I was over HIM. It only took a couple of days! Anyway I thought what a beautiful fresh crisp morning to throw back the sheets and masturbate.

As I was doing 'my thing' I realised I had to give one of my friends a second chance and give her a rating - my layaspot. Quite bizarre how I refer to my vibrators as a him and my clitoral massager as a her. MMMM!

So out she comes, and as I mentioned the other night, I came very quickly and intensely.
Therefore my rating is.... wait for it....

OOOOOh my god! – Makes you want to scream and have another go! How can an orgasm be so good and convulse your body so violently with pleasure. Your partner will be really threatened by this toy. Keep this one under your pillow.

This as you will see my friends it a top rater. The girls at f. will definatley sending these out the door.

Until the next time..... BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

2006-04-14T20:41:00.000-07:00

IT ALL CAME TOO QUICKLY

Its been 10 days since I have put fingers to keyboard, the reason being is that my fingers have been very busy working on something or shall I say someone else.

The day I recevied my layaspot from the girls at f. I went out to buy some batteries.... well the most bizarre thing happened. I bumped into one of the girls I worked with a few years ago in TV land and she invited me for an impromptu drink with a group of her friends. Anyway to cut a long story short it was a huge night and I met a guy. Yes a guy!

I didn't want to repeat history so I decided not to sleep with him the first night and keep him curious. I was tempted to flash him the batteries and say 'come back to my place and see what they run'... but I held back. Holding back is a huge step for me!

Anyway I came home about 3am (on my own) and was so 'wet' from bumping and grinding and pashing all night that I had to get my new toy out.

Well all I can say was that it took about 60 seconds and I was OFF! So, to be fair I will have another go without the foreplay and see how it goes.

Because I have been seeing this guy - up to my 4th date already - I am not really needing my little friends at the moment. I am looking forward to my new man being introduced to them and see if he loves them as much as me.

Got a hot date again tonight and I reckon this will be the night the laya comes out. Its not as full on as a vibrator - i don't think anyway.

Until then girls - see you.

Also... check out www.f-online.com.au as they have the best selection of girls toys.

2006-04-06T00:14:00.000-07:00

WOMENS VIBRATOR REVIEW

Thursday 6th April, 2006

Well girls, my package has arrived and I am surprised to see NO VIBRATOR but an interesting little object called a layaspot. It still vibrates but is for external use only. Interesting and quite beautiful at the same time.

I was curious to see why the girls had sent me this, so I emailed them....

Dear f. girls,
Thanks for my package and my surprise 'toy'. Not too sure what it is used for as i can't imagine it going IN too far.
Love Jess

Hi Jess,
Glad you recieved your layaspot. Welcome to this beautiful toy that can be used on your own or with your partner. The laya sits neatly on your clitorus and you are in control of the vibrations. Careful... you don't want to come too soon, so take it easy. Look forward to hearing what you think.
The girls from f.

Anyway, after that email I was keen but it takes AAA batteries so I have to wait until tomorrow. I have had too many wines to drive to the shop.

Until tomorrow girls - Caio

2006-04-05T00:20:00.000-07:00

WOMENS VIBRATOR REVIEW

Wednesday 5th April, 2006

Just a quicky this one. My new surprise toy hasn't arrived from f.online.
I can't expect express post from the girls as they only said yesterday afternoon that they are going to go through their precious products and send me one to review. My bet is that they will send it tomorrow and I will get it Friday, just in time for the weekend.

Vibe Fact - Did you know that it was our reputable Doctor that invented the Vibrator because they were sick of manually masterbating women to orgasm. The belief was that 'hysteria' was cured by the big 'O'.

So does that mean that I am a hysterical woman?

See you girls

2006-04-04T00:43:00.000-07:00

Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

I am loving the ‘fruit bomb lube’ – it is so yummy. Looking forward to using on a male friend, which will probably make the whole experience a little more bearable.

Well Patchy was used for a completely different purpose this afternoon. Yes I said this afternoon. I was reading a little hot story from f-online, in a section called Romantica. Anyway, it was getting me a very excited so I hopped up from my desk and wandered out of my study into my room and made a quick date with Patchy.

I didn’t even need the lube as I was well on my way from reading chapter 3. Hence to say that it did not take me long at all to orgasm. So my rating today may not be as fair because I had some help with a bit of literary foreplay – so I will take it down a marking.

Drum rolling…… the rating that I give my pink Patchy Paul is ….

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.

Another LUBE TIP….Don’t use it if you don’t need it. Why make a mess!

I am going to email the girls at www.f-online.com.au to send me my next test drive.

2006-04-02T20:39:00.000-07:00

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

I know I was supposed to have fun with my new pink friend Patchy Paul the other night but I have been busy entertaining others rather than myself. Every night I come home with the intention of bringing Patchy out but it never seems to happen.

Anyway the big night happened last night and I decided it would be a good night to use my tasty ‘fruit bomb lube’ – Blue Razzberry flavour because I couldn’t be bothered with any ‘personal’ foreplay.

The funny thing was I didn’t get to second base with Patchy as the pleasure came too soon. I used my new little friend purely as an external vibrator – stimulating my clit. My god it was fantastic! I am not going to give this vibrator a rating until I have used it for its real purpose and I reckon that will be tonight.

Another VIBE TIP….You don’t always have to use your vibe for internal satisfaction. Why not just ‘crank’ it up and press the good vibrations up and close to your clitorus.

Thank you again girls and especially the fun girls at www.f-online.com.au

2006-03-26T21:26:00.000-08:00

WOMENS VIBRATOR REVIEW

Monday, March 27, 2006

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

Now that was a quick delivery from the girls at www.f-online.com.au. My pink Patchy Paul has already arrived and I thought putting a mole in my ‘love pouch’ was a bit weird – now I have a worm.

The girls were also gems because they sent me some tasty ‘fruit bomb lube’ – Blue Razzberry flavour. The good thing about this lube is that it is bottled beautifully. My mother could even use my bathroom and think it was hair gel. Love it!

So now my plan. Tonight I will have a few wines, chocolate, you know – romance myself, and then invite my new friend to come and play. So tomorrow I will give you the low down on Patchy Paul.

Now for a VIBE TIP….Silicone vibrators are the best for you as they move with your body. And always use a water based lubrication with a silicone toy or OUCH!. Hope that helps.

Thank you again girls

2006-03-24T19:13:00.000-08:00

WOMENS VIBRATOR REVIEW

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

Well I know Thursday was going to be the night but I got interrupted by a good friend of mine dropping in for a DVD and chocolate, so my Dinky Digger was rested for the night.

All Friday at work I was thinking about what I was going to do with my little friend that night and when someone looked at me while I was in mid thought - I just blushed. Anyway I better get the review under way because I am ready to move onto the next one.

Dinky Digger – rated an Ooh! (Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.)

I must admit it did play a little on my mind that I had a silicone ‘mole’ playing with me but in a weird way it also added to the excitement.

Now the girls at www.f-online.com.au are keen for me to review some more of their products and have packed and sent me another one of their fun vibrator characters – Patchy Paul. They are sending me the pink one – nice a girly. This one apparently has a little more twirling action to it.

Watch this space for the review and some vibe tips.

Thank you girls

2006-03-22T22:06:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

My Dinky Digger has just been delivered and I must admit it’s a bit weird having it handed over to me by a big sweaty delivery man. I kept thinking that ‘he knows what’s inside the package’… and I couldn’t look him in the eye.

Because its during the day and anyone could pop in for a chat, I am not game enough to get it out and ‘battery it up.’ I did get it out of the wrapping – which I must say was wonderful as they package came chocolate wrapped with pink ribbons. The girls at www.f-online.com.au go to a lot of trouble making this ‘first’ for me, a great experience. I already feel quite romantically attached to my new friend Dinky. By the way he is a perfect shade of green.

Now tonight is going to be the night, so now a refreshment on the RATINGS so you know how Dinky goes.

I have decided that I will have the following 5 ratings;

Ouch! – Now this is given to a toy that is hard to use and probably hurts a little. This is the lowest rating and if you see this next to a toy – I wouldn’t go there.

Oh! – Easy to use, but doesn’t quite get you there. You would probably use this once then put it away to revisit at a later date because you have forgotten about the first time.

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.

OOOh! – This toy will definitely live in your bedside table. You could play with this toy on a regular basis and have a great time – every time.

OOOOOh my god! – Makes you want to scream and have another go! How can an orgasm be so good and convulse your body so violently with pleasure. Your partner will be really threatened by this toy. Keep this one under your pillow.

Talk to you tomorrow.

Thank you girls

2006-03-20T16:26:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my Womans Vibrator Review

Now my Dinky Digger should be packed and in the hands of Australia Post by now. I am hoping they send me the candy green one – he is so cute.

I have come to the conclusion that all my vibrators will be referred to as ‘he’, so please don’t be offended if you are not into boys. You can call it, ‘it’, ‘her’, ‘him’ or you can just give it a name, like ‘the Fonz’.

Now, I have decided to give these ‘toys’ a rating and I am really excited because the girls at www.f-online.com.au said that they will seriously consider having me as their official ‘toy rater’ in exchange for their product. Got to be happy with that.

I have decided that I will have the following 5 ratings;

Ouch! – Now this is given to a toy that is hard to use and probably hurts a little. This is the lowest rating and if you see this next to a toy – I wouldn’t go there.

Oh! – Easy to use, but doesn’t quite get you there. You would probably use this once then put it away to revisit at a later date because you have forgotten about the first time.

Ooh! – Looks good, feels good and you reach the big O, eventually. You will keep this one tucked away at the back of your cupboard for special occasions.

OOOh! – This toy will definitely live in your bedside table. You could play with this toy on a regular basis and have a great time – every time.

OOOOOh my god! – Makes you want to scream and have another go! How can an orgasm be so good and convulse your body so violently with pleasure. Your partner will be really threatened by this toy. Keep this one under your pillow.

I will also give you some tips on how to use the toys and what to use with them with.

Thank you girls