Tuesday, October 10, 2006

AWAY FOR A DESIGNER VAGINA

I have been missing in action for quite a while now and I definately have a good excuse - body makeover. Since my self discovery, I have decided that I am not too fond of certain parts of my body - hence I have had a designer vagina.

You may ask 'designer vagina' - well let me explain. When I hit puberty there was more growing down there than just hair. Yes the minora's decided they wanted to come out and play which is quite distressing for a teenager. My mother explained that it was quite normal but since I have become a very aware woman, I must say that 'yes' it is normal but I don't have to like it and I can have it fixed.

So since my GINA makeover, I have been out of action but am proud to say I am back in business. I am still single but enjoying the company of two particular men at the moment. They don't know about each other by the way.

The girls at f. have taken a few orders from me of late as they have just received some fabulous new toys for me to try. Tomorrow I will talk about the Dinky Banger.

Until tomorrow - Have f.un.
Jess

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